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Today, I was trying to write an essay for school while sleep deprived. After getting 7 pages into it, I crashed face-first onto the keyboard and slept for 20 minutes. When I woke up, my essay was nothing more than a blank document. My face had been pressing the Backspace button the entire time. FML

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML

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Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

Hi everyone :) *waves*

My name: Courtney
His/Her name: Spencer
I live: college
He/She lives: home
My age: 18
His/Her age: 18
Distance: two hours
Together since: basically been inseperable since August of last year:)
How we met: longgggg cute story actually
We get to see each other (approximately how often): Maybe once every two weeks, soon it won't be even that.
Future plans: Well, I see us getting married and having lots of  babies :D
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Soooo...my boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I was supposed to fly out to see him yesterday, but he got picked for jury duty and we canceled. We decided that not this weekend, but next weekend, I'll come visit.

The bad news is, I'll probably be having my period that weekend. I really want to get laid, but the problem is that my boyfriend and I don't like period sex because it smells. Like...you know, blood. And if my boyfriend were Edward Cullen, I'm sure that'd be just fine, but he's not (fortunately). Neither he nor I like that smell, and considering I will be visiting him on my heaviest days, it will be very, very present.

Is the only way to fix this by having sex in the shower (something we've tried and failed miserably at, multiple times)? Because if so, then I shall be very disappointed. And I can't use an Instead cup because we've tried them before and they just...are super uncomfortable during sex and I also have an IUD.

Suggestions?

(Cross posted to sextips)

( Funky thing on breast? )

( GRAPHIC IMAGE OF BREAST!!! )

Any help is greatly appreciated.

<3 OPHELIA

PS. I tried looking in the stuff on the side for anything, and failed. :-(

Hello all,

I was hoping for some help with the very beautiful Vine Yoke Cardigan by Ysolda Teague. This is my first attempt at a sweater and I've hit a bit of stumbling block.

The pattern is knit from side to side, beginning with the right front, then progressing to the right arm, around the back, etc. Each row consists of edging stitches, plain garter stitch, and yoke stitches. I'm at the end of the right front section and these are the instructions:

"Next(WS): Work in pattern until 1 st remain before yoke chart, w&t.
(w&t = Wrap and turn where you bring the working yarn to the front, slip the next stitch purlwise from the left to the right needle, bring the working yarn to the back, transfer the slipped stitch back to the left needle, turn work)
Next: Work in pattern to end.
Next: Work in pattern until 2 st remains before last wrapped stitch, w&t.
Repeat last 2 rows 4 times.
Next: Work in pattern to end.
Next: Work in pattern to wrapped stitch, turn without wrapping."

The next instructions are to work x number of rows on those 44 body stitches, which will then be put onto waste yarn while the yoke stitches are knit separately and they'll be rejoined later.

My problem is I have the wrong number of body stitches: I have 45. At first I had more but then realized that repeating those 2 rows 4 times did not mean 4 more rows, it meant 8, so yay for catching that mistake. However, I don't know why I have 45 body stitches, and I suspect it may have something to do with the last instruction in bold. If I were to knit that row like the others where you knit to the last stitch before the wrapped ones and w&t it, I think I would come up with 44 'unwrapped' stitches, instead of the 45 I have now. I'm pretty sure I haven't dropped or picked up any extra stitches along the way, so I don't know what the issue is.

Anybody knit this before? Anybody have weird stitch issues? Do we think being off by 1 stitch will be a major issue? Should I just knit 2 together? Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks!

So I went to the doctor with my urinary tract infection. They perscribed me those pills in the subject line, and I was wondering if this would mess with my HBC? Im on reclipsen if that would help, the doctor said it wouldnt mess with it, but the informational paper she gave me on the meds, said that it would. Would anyone know the anwser to this, it would be very helpful, or if anyone had the web adress for the drug checker.

Thank you so much in advance!!

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 Anyone found free porn that is specifically for girls only?
I've found forthegirls.com or something like that, but you have to pay :\


I'm looking for a site that has mainly dicks on it, and is a tad more on the romantic side, has fore play, etc.
I've tried reading erotica, but that just doesn't do it for me anymore.

so i have been reading this community for the last couple of days and looking through the memory, i have found some stuff, but not all the information that i need. i can orgasm from clitorial stimulation, quite easily actually, but i have never had a piv orgasm. are there any positions that are easier then others for this? i am dying to see what it feels like. and second of all, my ex husband really destroyed me sexually. he always put me down sexually and said i did everything wrong all the time. and that i was horrible. my new boyfriend says different, but now im scared to start anything outside of the normal everyday hum drum.  i want to do something that he will day dream about at work. text messages that really make him horny lol. i just want to regain some sort of confidence in my "ability" lol.

Hi. I'm not sure where to post this, I'm not sure it has anything to do with my vagina, but I don't know where else to ask.

I have this rash on my buttcheek. Only my left one. I've been to the doctor about it, and he gave me some medication which cleared it up, but once I stopped taking the medication, it came right back. He said he didn't think it was an STD. Some of it looks like acne, but it's very painful and sometimes bleeds. They kind of look like mosquito bites but they don't itch, and some of them are just red dots. I noticed this a few months ago and I have no idea what it is.

Do you have any idea?

Hello! I've got an uncomfortable question for you all. I developed a yeast infection about three days ago, and have been treating for the past two with garlic. My period just came this morning, but the YI hasn't really cleared up; everything is still itchy/abraded, and hurts like the dickens. The garlic was doing an all right job taking care of the itch, but what should I do now that I've got my period?

Also, should I avoid using tampons? I hate pads, and I began using Instead cups again last month, but I have a feeling they'd be too uncomfortable to put in and take in while my poor beaver is in its present condition. Is there something topical I could put on the area to make it feel less battered?

 *sigh*

I'm 99% sure I've got my first yeast infection.

Since I'm also 99% sure this is because I use a menstrual cup -- and because I'm new at it, stupid, and didn't do a good job of washing my hands before insertion -- I started looking for remedies first over at menstrual_cups , because I also needed a way to get the yeast off my cup before using it again.

Anyway, I'm pretty familiar with the common home remedies from reading VP for ages (and reading every single archive, ha) so I know I can use yogurt and garlic, or even that violet stuff, but I don't have any of that lying around and today I didn't have my car.

What I did have is apple cider vinegar, and leftover tampons. Since the gals at the cup comm recommend soaking your cup in ACV to kill yeast, and since its listed as one of the possible douches, I figured why the hell not, and soaked a tampon in ACV, shoved it up there and let it be for a couple hours.

I don't have a clue how long this will take to fully kill the yeast, but I can already say that it's killed the itch. With the exception of some initial tingles and a slight burning for the first couple minutes after insertion, it doesn't appear to be bothering my vag at all. I plan on repeating the process tomorrow unless it stops working or starts hurting.

Anyway, I thought I'd post here as another alternative treatment option. Again, this is my first YI and I don't know how long they last, but I'll probably go 3 or 4 days and update here with the results. For the meantime however...has anyone else used this method?

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Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML